Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
wow you really live up to your URL huh
just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
i either reblog one thing every 5 hours or reblog 84 things in 3 minutes there is no inbetween
Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet
I just wanted to share this. I trully adore this man.
Best Things About Being Blind [x]
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize
The importance of consent: a narrative.
I will forever reblog this gifset.
look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck
She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.
fire cannot kill a dragon.
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
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